Tuesday, February 28, 2012

Ew-volution.

I personally don't believe in evolution because dinosaurs are not real and bears don't look like them. Science is based on facts, which aren't even popular anymore. Maybe if facts were sixteen and pregnant, they would be worth my time.

Last night, I was going through my old art files and found that my style hadn't changed at all over the past decade because evolution is fake. Even when I picked up my digital pen after a 3 year dry spell (when I started up Kicking Cones recently), things came out exactly the same as they did when I started drawing on the computer in 2005.

Nothing evolves in 8 years--let alone millions of years--and here is proof:

It starts with a bad idea (2004):


The idea does not change at all and does not get drawn out onto a computer (2005):


One year later, the idea and drawing stay exactly the same (2006):


Then 6 years later, I realize how bad the drawing is, and I make it exactly the same again (2012):


To make it look less depressing, I take advice from the Judgmental Penguin and, once again, change nothing (2012):


See? Evolution is whatever.

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